Meg.
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Post by Meg. on Dec 30, 2015 17:01:40 GMT -5
honestly like anyone with voices like theirs becomes 139404530496x more attractive i feel like tho Sam Hunt is like a player and if somehow he wasn't famous and he were to date someone, he'd cheat on them, or maybe kill someone or some shit, but because he's so flipping hot and smooth(and crazy bc he killed someone) you wouldn't be able to break up with him even tho u kno u should because its a toxic relationship. & that makes me sad bc I heart Sam Hunt :') i just cracked up bc as i read it i agreed completely! like LMAO SAM HUNT WHO DID U KILL FAM |
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Post by the police on Dec 30, 2015 17:36:46 GMT -5
i feel like tho Sam Hunt is like a player and if somehow he wasn't famous and he were to date someone, he'd cheat on them, or maybe kill someone or some shit, but because he's so flipping hot and smooth(and crazy bc he killed someone) you wouldn't be able to break up with him even tho u kno u should because its a toxic relationship. & that makes me sad bc I heart Sam Hunt :') i just cracked up bc as i read it i agreed completely! like LMAO SAM HUNT WHO DID U KILL FAM FORREAL THO WHY THE FUCK HE ALWAY TALKING BOUT CHEATING N SHIT I DON'T LIKE IT. hhmmm, but being a typical female, I was thinking about potential husband-y futures (don't lie we all do it) & as appealing as a good old country boy sounds, I've decided that I'm really not feeling that shit. My plan is to go to Virginia Tech, get my veterinarian degree, go to maybe i don't know Italy? Rome? South America? One of the places that have hot guys and Zoos (pretty sure every country that isn't 3 world has Zoos), and catch a job working as the Zoo's Vet and then meet my husband and fall in love and have super cute American/ whatever-the-hell-their-nationality is kids!!!! |
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Meg.
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Post by Meg. on Dec 31, 2015 2:32:10 GMT -5
i just cracked up bc as i read it i agreed completely! like LMAO SAM HUNT WHO DID U KILL FAM FORREAL THO WHY THE FUCK HE ALWAY TALKING BOUT CHEATING N SHIT I DON'T LIKE IT. hhmmm, but being a typical female, I was thinking about potential husband-y futures (don't lie we all do it) & as appealing as a good old country boy sounds, I've decided that I'm really not feeling that shit. My plan is to go to Virginia Tech, get my veterinarian degree, go to maybe i don't know Italy? Rome? South America? One of the places that have hot guys and Zoos (pretty sure every country that isn't 3 world has Zoos), and catch a job working as the Zoo's Vet and then meet my husband and fall in love and have super cute American/ whatever-the-hell-their-nationality is kids!!!! that sounds like a pretty ace plan. my plans are similar in the fact that I want to go to Europe AF after I graduate to pursue my horsey like things. I pretty much loathe america in most ways and have been planning my escape since i was 12. plus EUROPEAN MEN!!! like it couldn't sound any more appealing. (don't worry i think about these things OFTEN) |
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Post by the police on Dec 31, 2015 3:22:00 GMT -5
FORREAL THO WHY THE FUCK HE ALWAY TALKING BOUT CHEATING N SHIT I DON'T LIKE IT. hhmmm, but being a typical female, I was thinking about potential husband-y futures (don't lie we all do it) & as appealing as a good old country boy sounds, I've decided that I'm really not feeling that shit. My plan is to go to Virginia Tech, get my veterinarian degree, go to maybe i don't know Italy? Rome? South America? One of the places that have hot guys and Zoos (pretty sure every country that isn't 3 world has Zoos), and catch a job working as the Zoo's Vet and then meet my husband and fall in love and have super cute American/ whatever-the-hell-their-nationality is kids!!!! that sounds like a pretty ace plan. my plans are similar in the fact that I want to go to Europe AF after I graduate to pursue my horsey like things. I pretty much loathe america in most ways and have been planning my escape since i was 12. plus EUROPEAN MEN!!! like it couldn't sound any more appealing. (don't worry i think about these things OFTEN) YES. YES. YES. I'm fed up with America, and I know some dumb ass out theres gonna be like 'ur sooo ungrateful! do u kno how many latinos would love to be in America right now.' but this is my life and I don't need anyone tell me shit like that bc idgaf 
but yes EUROPEAN MEN YESSIR COME 'ERE BOIIIII they are all so beautiful and romantic and maybe I've just been reading too many mafia stories on wattpad (h e l p I'm addicted) but I want me a tall, tan, toned Italian man to come sweep me off my feet. Also i wanna go to other countries so ppl can comment on my cute southern accent. I'm an attention whore!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!! but if i want to go to greece or italy ill probs have to learn a new language oh nop.s. why did I read OFTEN in The Weekends voice??? |
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Meg.
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Post by Meg. on Dec 31, 2015 3:46:33 GMT -5
that sounds like a pretty ace plan. my plans are similar in the fact that I want to go to Europe AF after I graduate to pursue my horsey like things. I pretty much loathe america in most ways and have been planning my escape since i was 12. plus EUROPEAN MEN!!! like it couldn't sound any more appealing. (don't worry i think about these things OFTEN) YES. YES. YES. I'm fed up with America, and I know some dumb ass out theres gonna be like 'ur sooo ungrateful! do u kno how many latinos would love to be in America right now.' but this is my life and I don't need anyone tell me shit like that bc idgaf
but yes EUROPEAN MEN YESSIR COME 'ERE BOIIIII they are all so beautiful and romantic and maybe I've just been reading too many mafia stories on wattpad (h e l p I'm addicted) but I want me a tall, tan, toned Italian man to come sweep me off my feet. Also i wanna go to other countries so ppl can comment on my cute southern accent. I'm an attention whore!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!! but if i want to go to greece or italy ill probs have to learn a new language oh nop.s. why did I read OFTEN in The Weekends voice??? ok italian men are so just like ugh. I can't even use real words THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. I've been to italy twice and honestly its beautiful and so are the people like wtf. they're actually pretty english savvy in more populated areas but yeah I know italian so maybe that helped. and also screw anyone who says we're ungrateful bc it's not being ungrateful when AMERICA IS SHIT CURRENTLY. like sorry but i don't agree with most of this shit UNCLE SAM. reading often like that is completely acceptable bc every time I see ur little side bar thingy I basically scream DJ KHALED in my head lololol HE'S EVERYTHING TO ME |
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Post by the police on Dec 31, 2015 4:55:15 GMT -5
YES. YES. YES. I'm fed up with America, and I know some dumb ass out theres gonna be like 'ur sooo ungrateful! do u kno how many latinos would love to be in America right now.' but this is my life and I don't need anyone tell me shit like that bc idgaf
but yes EUROPEAN MEN YESSIR COME 'ERE BOIIIII they are all so beautiful and romantic and maybe I've just been reading too many mafia stories on wattpad (h e l p I'm addicted) but I want me a tall, tan, toned Italian man to come sweep me off my feet. Also i wanna go to other countries so ppl can comment on my cute southern accent. I'm an attention whore!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!! but if i want to go to greece or italy ill probs have to learn a new language oh nop.s. why did I read OFTEN in The Weekends voice??? ok italian men are so just like ugh. I can't even use real words THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. I've been to italy twice and honestly its beautiful and so are the people like wtf. they're actually pretty english savvy in more populated areas but yeah I know italian so maybe that helped. and also screw anyone who says we're ungrateful bc it's not being ungrateful when AMERICA IS SHIT CURRENTLY. like sorry but i don't agree with most of this shit UNCLE SAM. reading often like that is completely acceptable bc every time I see ur little side bar thingy I basically scream DJ KHALED in my head lololol HE'S EVERYTHING TO ME THEY DONT WANT U TO WIN. THEY DONT WANT U TO SUCCEEDED. HAMMOCK TALK. CLIMB THIS JOURNY WITH ME. PEOPLE PLAY THEMSELVES BEFORE THEY MAKE IT TO THE TOP. GOLD SLUGS. ANOTHER ONE.
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Meg.
Junior Directioner
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Posts: 110
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Post by Meg. on Dec 31, 2015 6:19:19 GMT -5
ok italian men are so just like ugh. I can't even use real words THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. I've been to italy twice and honestly its beautiful and so are the people like wtf. they're actually pretty english savvy in more populated areas but yeah I know italian so maybe that helped. and also screw anyone who says we're ungrateful bc it's not being ungrateful when AMERICA IS SHIT CURRENTLY. like sorry but i don't agree with most of this shit UNCLE SAM. reading often like that is completely acceptable bc every time I see ur little side bar thingy I basically scream DJ KHALED in my head lololol HE'S EVERYTHING TO ME THEY DONT WANT U TO WIN. THEY DONT WANT U TO SUCCEEDED. HAMMOCK TALK. CLIMB THIS JOURNY WITH ME. PEOPLE PLAY THEMSELVES BEFORE THEY MAKE IT TO THE TOP. GOLD SLUGS. ANOTHER ONE.
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Post by the police on Dec 31, 2015 15:34:51 GMT -5
THEY DONT WANT U TO WIN. THEY DONT WANT U TO SUCCEEDED. HAMMOCK TALK. CLIMB THIS JOURNY WITH ME. PEOPLE PLAY THEMSELVES BEFORE THEY MAKE IT TO THE TOP. GOLD SLUGS. ANOTHER ONE.
AND ANOTHER ONE. ok urgent news I'm crying over those pictures of Kendall and Harry I'm so sad and I want to be happy bc I genuinely like Kendall but it's hard to see that shit happening with my baby Harry my heart is breaking |
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Meg.
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Post by Meg. on Dec 31, 2015 20:08:07 GMT -5
ok urgent news I'm crying over those pictures of Kendall and Harry I'm so sad and I want to be happy bc I genuinely like Kendall but it's hard to see that shit happening with my baby Harry my heart is breaking |
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Meg.
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Post by Meg. on Dec 31, 2015 20:29:06 GMT -5
ok urgent news I'm crying over those pictures of Kendall and Harry I'm so sad and I want to be happy bc I genuinely like Kendall but it's hard to see that shit happening with my baby Harry my heart is breaking I honestly just opened a bottle of wine bc of this. I AM NOT OK WTF HARRY? |
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Post by the police on Jan 1, 2016 2:17:37 GMT -5
i am not okay. I AM NOT OKAY. I HATE 2016 ALREADY AND IT HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED. I'm cancelling this year wtf. I honestly just opened a bottle of wine bc of this. I AM NOT OK WTF HARRY? i had just started my period (tmi idgaf) & for me i get really emotional and my sad and mad emotions and like rlly powerful and i saw the pictures just before i went to the dentist/orthodontist so i was already feeling kinda low & my mouth is rlly tiny and all my teeth barely fit in there and all my teeth came in V V V V late so i still have a shit ton of my baby teeth molars and the dentist gave me an extraction order for FIVE fucking (baby) teeth (i've already had nine of my baby teeth so meh) and i was just NOT having a great day thank you harry thanks lol when i got home i sulked in my room before me and my dad watched football together. I'm still sad tho welp 2016 at least u tried!!! |
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Post by tile on Jan 1, 2016 3:49:56 GMT -5
omg Blake Shelton could kill me and I'd still be laughing at all his jokes and shit. & Sam Hunt is just........... oh lordy. I think I'm tickets to go see him for my birthday because he's coming to VA beach soooo!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!! And don't even get me started on Luke Bryant Oh. My. Jesus. Luke Bryan's butt. THAT IS ALL was gonna stalk this entire thread but this was too good not to quote |
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Meg.
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Post by Meg. on Jan 1, 2016 11:25:02 GMT -5
I honestly just opened a bottle of wine bc of this. I AM NOT OK WTF HARRY? i had just started my period (tmi idgaf) & for me i get really emotional and my sad and mad emotions and like rlly powerful and i saw the pictures just before i went to the dentist/orthodontist so i was already feeling kinda low & my mouth is rlly tiny and all my teeth barely fit in there and all my teeth came in V V V V late so i still have a shit ton of my baby teeth molars and the dentist gave me an extraction order for FIVE fucking (baby) teeth (i've already had nine of my baby teeth so meh) and i was just NOT having a great day thank you harry thanks lol when i got home i sulked in my room before me and my dad watched football together. I'm still sad tho welp 2016 at least u tried!!! I'm better today but I'm still EXTREMELY bitter about it like come on Harry. DO BETTER!!! He's just so perfect and like I just hate the kardashians and uHGghH ALSO I'm *so* sorry about the dentist. I hate the dentist and I honestly would probably rather get my fingernails pulled off than go. my teeth are aiiiight except this one tooth that decided to just like do its own thing and get RLY crooked even tho I had braces for a vv long time. like THX |
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Meg.
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Post by Meg. on Jan 1, 2016 11:25:30 GMT -5
Luke Bryan's butt. THAT IS ALL was gonna stalk this entire thread but this was too good not to quote ITS A GOOD BUTT |
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Post by the police on Jan 1, 2016 16:08:56 GMT -5
was gonna stalk this entire thread but this was too good not to quote ITS A GOOD BUTT his ass is perkier than mine |
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